Every day seems Sunday, episode 2
Translated by Ya-chan & Kokusho-chan
Paid for by DOMO, Manna, and Studio Hooseki

     
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YUUMI:          Wow, Investigation Unit-4 gives me a special assignment? 
CHIEF:          Yeah.
YUUMI:          I'm so happy!
                It's great that I can join the headquarters' big investigation 
                        with the Mad Serge, who is the charge of 
                        the Yakuza cases.
CHIEF:          And...
                ....you're not the only one who is assigned to this case,
                        in fact Officer Shiho Ninomiya is too.
SERGE:          Yes.
YUUMI:          Oh my goodness!
                ( Shiho Ninomiya... )
                ( Her nickname is Ninomii, the notorious girl in 
                        the Tawagoto precinct, 
                        a.k.a. Ninomii, the crasher. ) 
                ( As for a police woman, she is the most selfish girl
                        in the Police Department. )
                (( Ninomii fires the gun. ))
GUY:            Watch out!
YUUMI:          ( All her partners were thrown into the great ocean of 
                        stresses and carried into the hospitals. ) 
                BECAUSE...
                (( The frame says: BELOVED POLICE . ))
YUUMI:          ( ... because she is a granddaughter of the chief of 
                        the Tawagoto precinct, nobody can complain 
                        about it. )
                ( Being the partner of the Tawagoto precinct's 
                        notorious Ninomii. )
                (( The valley ball play  ))
                ( Finally the bowl.... 
                ....is passed to me!)  (*1 )
     
(( Title ))
                EVERYDAY IS SUNDAY
     
(( Opening song ))
     
PUNK:           It's not me!
                As I said, it's not me, you idiot!
                Let me go! You idiot!
                I'll ask our lawyer to sue you for illegal arrest! 
                (( A gun fire. ))
GUY:            My gun, again...
                (( The police woman is approaching the punk. ))
PUNK:           It's me, I did it all.
                I'll tell you anything. About the organization, 
                        the deal, everything!
COP:            We'll hear more details from you later, right?
     
                (( The police woman enters the room. ))
YUUMI:          ( Here she comes. )
NINOMII:        I am Officer Shiho Ninomiya. Age: 19. 
                I was ordered to work with 
                        Officer Takeshita as her partner.
                Please call me Ninomii.
YUUMI:          ( Oh my goodness! )
SERGE:          Mmmm....
                How... 
                ....pretty you guys are!!
                As I... As I expected, the selection made by 
                        the headquarters' computer was correct.
YUUMI &
 NINOMII:       Computer?
SERGE:          Listen. You guys must win       ! 
YUUMI &
 NINOMII:       Win?
SERGE:          Yeah. This job is exactly for you!
CHIEF:          Well, that's what the assignment is all bout.
     
(( At the contest place. ))
(( Note: M.C. = Master of Ceremony. ))
                MISS HIGH LEGS CONTEST (*2)
M.C.:           This is the long-waited 7th Miss High Legs Contest.
                Who will win the crown?
                The winner will receive the foreign-made trophy 
                        and the crown. 
                She will also have an appearance in the video by 
                        CRC Productions.
                It will be the first step into the admirable show business. 
                Sounds good!
     
(( Yuumi's flash back. ))
YUUMI:          Eh? Smuggling? 
SERGE:          We heard it from an informant 
                        that they are smuggling the jewelry by using 
                        the miss beauty contest.
                He says that they smuggle by concealing the jewelry 
                        in the foreign-made trophy that is given 
                        to the winner.
                After all, the innocent winner of the contest, carrying 
                        the trophy with her, will join the show-biz 
                        production operated by Yakuza.
                She would be an easy target.
YUUMI:          One question.
SERGE:          What?
YUUMI:          Why doesn't Investigation Unit-4 raid them? 
SERGE:          Investigation Unit-4 doesn't move by information.
                And... 
                ...we don't want others to know about this.
YUUMI&
 NINOMII:       I understood.
SERGE:          Good. 
YUUMI:          I'm sure to win and get the evidence! 
SERGE:          Yeah. But don't overwork yourself.
                As soon as you get the evidence, activate the radio. 
                We'll be ready to raid at any moment.
                Listen, don't overwork yourself.
     
(( At the contest place. ))
YUUMI:          I won't. But I wonder if I can win over these girls. 
NINOMII:        I'll be the winner.
YUUMI:          Sheegh, there is one who has already forgotten the real 
                        duty. I feel uneasy.
                Help me, Toru-san...
     
(( Yuumi's flash back ))
TORU:           No, no. I don't feel comfortable with that kind of stuff. 
YUUMI:          But can't you do something with your magic?
TORU:           Magic requires concealing the tricks.
                I can't do it at a place where you can't hide them.
YUUMI:          The Great Magician can do it even in that situation. 
TORU:           I said I can't!
YUUMI:          You're such a stingy person. 
TORU:           That's not the point.
YUUMI:          All right. Now our partnership is over!
TORU:           Partnership? When did we make our partnership?
                What day and what time?
YUUMI:          So what... Toru-san....you're rude!
                (( Yuumi leaves the tavern. ))
                (( Background noise ------ unrecognizable ))
TORU:           Yakitori, salty flavor...
     
(( At the contest place. ))
YUUMI:          Toru-san...
BLONDE:         Miss Number 20, Number 20...
                (( Yuumi returns to the reality. ))
                If you win this contest, you will get an opportunity to 
                        debut in the show business.
YUUMI:          Y-yes.
BLONDE:         If necessary.... 
                .....do you mind taking off your clothe?
YUUMI:          Eh?
BLONDE:         do you mind?
YUUMI:          Eh?
No.
BLONDE:         I see. What about sex? 
YUUMI:          No.
NINOMII:        I don't mind such things, either. 
BLONDE:         Oh, I'm not asking you, Miss Number 19.
     
M.C.:           Now all the contestants are on the stage. 
                The next, the main...
                (( Strange voice ))
M.C.:           What?
TORU:           Nie hao.  (( "Hello" in Chinese ))
                Nie hao.
M.C:            Who is he?
TORU:           Nie hao. Nie hao. Nie hao.
     
                (( Facing the girls, with Chinese accent. )) 
                Yeah, you all are very  beautiful. 
                My name is Ee Tai Jin, a magician from Canton, China. 
                How do you do?
YUUMI:          ( Toru-san! )
TORU:           I will show you some magic. 
BLONDE:         It's an attraction, isn't it?
TORU:           Well, the magic I will show you is disappearance. 
                Now  I will remove the most important thing in front 
                        of your eyes with "yi, er, san." (*3 )
                ( Let me see, where is the target.... There it is. ) 
                (( Talking to Ninomii. ))
                Yes, Young Lady, I hope you do not mind coming 
                        with me.
                Young Lady, I would like you to bring that trophy here.
NINOMII:        Trophy?
TORU:           Yes. It is the most important thing. 
NINOMII:        Yes... This is kind of exciting!
                (( She approach the trophy. ))
                No!!
                That trophy is mine!
                I'm sure to win and get it!
                I, I...
                ...I don't want it to disappear by "yi, er, san!"       
                (( She is shouting at him. ))
TORU:           Do not worry. It will disappear for just a moment. 
                And it will reappear very soon.
NINOMII:        Well... First of all, I've never heard of a magician named 
                        Ee Tai Jin.
                I can't even believe that you can do magic.
TORU:           You believe. 
                "If you believe, you will saved." 
                A Chinese philosopher said that.
NINOMII:        I don't believe you. 
                Don't you, Take-chan?  (( Looking at Yuumi ))
YUUMI:          Well... I guess I can believe him, maybe... 
NINOMII:        Ohhh. You're na�ve, Take-chan.
YUUMI:          I am?
BLONDE:         Something weird is going on. 
GUY:            Yes....
TORU:           All right!
                You can test me yourself.
                Look, you get in that box.  (( He grabs Ninomii's hand. ))
NINOMII:        Oh, again...
TORU:           This is a 4000-year-old Chinese knife. 
                It has a history so it can cut well. 
                Now, here we go.
                I have not told you, Young Lady, that I have not done 
                        this magic in quite a while.
                You do not move. Be careful. 
                (( Puts knives through the box. ))
TORU:           One more. This is extra. 
NINOMII:        I don't need it.
TORU:           It is bad for your health to reserve yourself.
                See, now you can believe my magic.
NINOMII:        What's that sound?
TORU:           If you do not feel pain, it is all right. 
NINOMII:        (( Scraming ))
TORU:           Oh, no. I made a mistake. 
BLONDE:         You never planed the attraction? 
                He might be a dog from the police.
                Capture him.
GUYS:           Yes.
                The curtain, draw the curtain.
TORU:           Oh oh. They figured out.
                Zai jian.   (( "Good by" in Chinese. He runs away. ))
YUUMI:          Toru-san...
ANNOUNCE:       Now we'll have a 60-minute break. 
                To all the contestants and the judges, please.....
BLONDE:         They lost him....  A mistake, huh.
     
(( Backstage. ))
YUUMI:          ( Thank you, Toru-san. )
NINOMII:        Here.  (( Giving a cup to Yuumi. )) 
YUUMI:          You were in a big trouble, Ninomii. 
NINOMII:        That's all right. 
                'Cause I gave them a super impression due to that accident. 
                I'm sure to win.
                (( Yuumi looses a word. ))
                Hey, does it fit me? 
                I brought two swimsuits.
YUUMI:          ( As I thought she has forgot the duty. ) 
NINOMII:        Who was that magician, anyway?
                He was bad.
     
(( Outside of the building. ))
TORU:           It totally failed because of her.
                I thought it would be successful.
                Well, where on earth are they keeping the trophy? 
                (( He enters the building.  ))
                (( He sees the Blonde. ))
                That guy...
                It must be luck.
                (( He enters the room and finds the safe. )) 
                ( There it is. )
     
(( Backstage. ))
BLONDE:         Miss Number 20. 
                I need to re-confirm your paper,
                        can you come with me?
YUUMI:          Eh?
BLONDE:         Please come with me.
                Hurry.
YUUMI:          ( Oh no, he found out I'm a cop? )
BLONDE:         Oh, you don't have to come, Miss Number 19.
     
(( In the Blonde's room. ))
TORU:           Bingo. This is it.
                (( The Blonde opens the door. ))
BLONDE:         This room. Come in.
YUUMI:          O, OK.
TORU:           ( Yuumi-han... )
BLONDE:         Do you  want to win? 
                It's a trade-off.  (( He starts taking off his clothe. )) 
                It is I who have the total control over the judgment.
                You said if necessary, you wouldn't mind sex.
TORU:           ( Oh, no. Yuumi-han... ) 
BLONDE:         So, take off your clothe. 
YUUMI:          Eh?
BLONDE:         The break is short. Let's finish it up quickly. 
YUUMI:          Eh!!!
                (( His hands reach her ))
                No!
                Please stop it!
BLONDE:         It's too late to say "stop it." 
                Don't you want to win?
YUUMI:          ( What can I do? It is my first big investigation. )
                Please stop it.
TORU:           ( Yuumi-han. )
BLONDE:         You're pretty. I like your type.
                Don't resist. 
                You're not being obedient!
YUUMI:          Nooo!
                OK, I'll show you the winning trophy... 
                ...to convince you.
                (( The blonde opens the safe. ))
YUUMI:          Oh, the trophy.
                (( The Blonde tries to open her legs. ))
YUUMI:          No, help me, Toru-san! 
TORU:           Yuumi-han!
BLONDE:         What?!
TORU:           Yuumi-han, move!
YUUMI:          Yes!
TORU:           Ohhhh, it's God's punishment.
                (( Toru hits the Blonde, and they see the jewelry. ))
YUUMI:          Oh.
TORU:           That's the evidence. 
BLONDE:         Oh, no. You can't take it.
YUUMI:          We found the jewelry, so we don't have to listen to you!
                (( Yuumi knocks the Blonde out. ))
     
                (( Ninomii is coming. ))
NINOMII:        Take-chan? Are you all right?
                I was worried, so I followed you.
                (( She sees Toru with the trophy. )) 
                Oh, watch out.  
                Take-chan, watch out!
                (( She knocks Toru out. ))
                Good thing I followed you.
                And I can't let you win.
                This trophy is mine!
YUUMI:          Ninomii, wait. Bring  the evidence to Investigation Unit-4.
                Ninomii!
TORU:           What a girl she is!
YUUMI:          Give it to me.
NINOMII:        No. I can't, until I win! 
YUUMI:          Ninomii!
     
(( The raid team. ))
SERGE:          Late, really late.
                What are they doing without getting touch with us?
COP:            Sergeant, what will we do? 
SERGE:          Don't ask me! 
                Ask the headquarters' computer! 
                The computer!
COP:            Y, yes....
     
(( In the tavern. ))
TV:             Next news: A large smuggling group was raided. 
                The authorities said this group used the opportunity of .....
MAMA-SAN:       Here, Toru-chan.
TORU:           (( Drinks it up. )) Good!
MAMA-SAN:       Yuuni-chan, it was a big investigation. 
                You did a great job.
                (( Yuumi smiles. ))
NINOMII:        I did, too. 
                Ha ha ha. I couldn't win, though...
YUUMI:          You are still saying that.
                Anyway, our partnership is getting better, isn't it, Toru-san? 
                Toru-san,  where are you going?
TORU:           To the bath room.
     
                (( Toru looks at the diamond. ))
     
(( Ending song ))
     
(( In the bath room ))
GUY:            Huh? It doesn't open. Why? What a hard door it is!
                That's weird. Open up!
                Gee, it's occupied. Sorry.
     
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(( The preview of the episode 3 ))
     
(( In the voice of Yuumi. Talking with her boss. ))
Oh, you say that our precinct will supervise hell's Cherry Blossom party? (*4) 
Dealing with the drunk people and Sundayers. Go, go!
Oh no. Who gave Ninomii  a drink?
Gee, she is making merry with others. 
What can I do, Toru-san?
     
The next episode of Everyday Is Sunday: 
EPISODE 3
EVERYDAY IS A CHERRY BLOSSOM PARTY.
     
I'll arrest your heart.                 
     
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(( Theatrical preview ))
     
EXTRA 
THEATRICAL PREVIEW
     
(( In the voice of Yuumi ))
I am Yuumi Takeshita, 
        a healthy and shining freshman police woman.
Today also I'll challenge the difficult case. 
Waaa! The suspect has run away.
Toru-san, help.
With her partner, a competent magican, Toru,
        it is a slapstick, love comedy, detective story.
Based on the manga by Yuzo Takada.
Everyday Is Sunday
I'll arrest your heart.
     
BASED ON THE MANGA BY YUZO TAKADA
EVERYDAY IS SUNDAY
COMING SOON
     
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(*1)    Expression of  "now it is my turn."
(*2)    They call some type of swimsuit "high legs." This type of swimsuit
        makes legs look longer.
(*3)    "ye, er, san" = "one, two, three" in Chinese. 
(*4)    Cherry Blossom Party = "Ohanami" or  "hanami"
     
     
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